Sex Drugs and Carbonara Tee - Unisex

from $26.00

There is a very short list of humans' primal needs. And I think we're done here. If you love Carbonara as much or more than you love *wink *wink and snort-town, than, well, I think you've found what you're looking for.

*This item is not eligible for “Pickup” option as it is made and shipped by a third party in a separate direct shipment to the purchaser. Please allow 2-3 weeks for shipment during normal times and longer during holidays and busy season. Returnable / Refundable only in unworn condition; return shipping to Mill Valley Pasta is responsibility of the purchaser.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (We think this means it's soft)
• Pre-shrunk fabric (Hey, shrink this pal!)
• Do not have to actually be into "drugs" to buy this shirt

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There is a very short list of humans' primal needs. And I think we're done here. If you love Carbonara as much or more than you love *wink *wink and snort-town, than, well, I think you've found what you're looking for.

*This item is not eligible for “Pickup” option as it is made and shipped by a third party in a separate direct shipment to the purchaser. Please allow 2-3 weeks for shipment during normal times and longer during holidays and busy season. Returnable / Refundable only in unworn condition; return shipping to Mill Valley Pasta is responsibility of the purchaser.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (We think this means it's soft)
• Pre-shrunk fabric (Hey, shrink this pal!)
• Do not have to actually be into "drugs" to buy this shirt

There is a very short list of humans' primal needs. And I think we're done here. If you love Carbonara as much or more than you love *wink *wink and snort-town, than, well, I think you've found what you're looking for.

*This item is not eligible for “Pickup” option as it is made and shipped by a third party in a separate direct shipment to the purchaser. Please allow 2-3 weeks for shipment during normal times and longer during holidays and busy season. Returnable / Refundable only in unworn condition; return shipping to Mill Valley Pasta is responsibility of the purchaser.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (We think this means it's soft)
• Pre-shrunk fabric (Hey, shrink this pal!)
• Do not have to actually be into "drugs" to buy this shirt

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