Al Dente or Die Beach Towel!

$38.00
Protect yourself from getting sand all up in your tortellini with this MVPCo. Beach Towel! It's stylish, functional, and tells everyone what you think of overcooked pasta. Not only good for laying out and getting a little color, but absorbent enough to wipe any extra pesto from your pasta salad off your face, or seagull poop off your head. You're gonna love it... the towel, not the bird poop.

• Not available for pickup, ships directly to you. (Orders marked for pickup will be cancelled and refunded less a 2% service fee)
• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)


*This item is not eligible for “Pickup” option as it is made and shipped by a third party in a separate direct shipment to the purchaser. We will cancel any orders marked "for pickup" and refund you minus a 2% processing fee. Please allow 2-3 weeks for shipment during normal times and longer during holidays and busy season. Returnable / Refundable only if unworn; return shipping to Mill Valley Pasta is responsibility of the purchaser.

Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Protect yourself from getting sand all up in your tortellini with this MVPCo. Beach Towel! It's stylish, functional, and tells everyone what you think of overcooked pasta. Not only good for laying out and getting a little color, but absorbent enough to wipe any extra pesto from your pasta salad off your face, or seagull poop off your head. You're gonna love it... the towel, not the bird poop.

• Not available for pickup, ships directly to you. (Orders marked for pickup will be cancelled and refunded less a 2% service fee)
• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)


*This item is not eligible for “Pickup” option as it is made and shipped by a third party in a separate direct shipment to the purchaser. We will cancel any orders marked "for pickup" and refund you minus a 2% processing fee. Please allow 2-3 weeks for shipment during normal times and longer during holidays and busy season. Returnable / Refundable only if unworn; return shipping to Mill Valley Pasta is responsibility of the purchaser.

Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Protect yourself from getting sand all up in your tortellini with this MVPCo. Beach Towel! It's stylish, functional, and tells everyone what you think of overcooked pasta. Not only good for laying out and getting a little color, but absorbent enough to wipe any extra pesto from your pasta salad off your face, or seagull poop off your head. You're gonna love it... the towel, not the bird poop.

• Not available for pickup, ships directly to you. (Orders marked for pickup will be cancelled and refunded less a 2% service fee)
• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)


*This item is not eligible for “Pickup” option as it is made and shipped by a third party in a separate direct shipment to the purchaser. We will cancel any orders marked "for pickup" and refund you minus a 2% processing fee. Please allow 2-3 weeks for shipment during normal times and longer during holidays and busy season. Returnable / Refundable only if unworn; return shipping to Mill Valley Pasta is responsibility of the purchaser.

Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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